Dear Senator X,
I just came across this article https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/01/trump-at-odds-with-kushner-as-impeachment-bites and I thought this would be a good time to contact you again and remind you of something.
You could be done with this shitstorm next week and have a super reliable conservative as president.
How? Get a handful of your buddies and together vote for removal. We know that you really do hate him, but that you fear him just a little bit more. But DON’T! He’s a big bully who always folds when pushed on. Yes, He’ll rage and threaten. But at the end of that vote he’ll be out. You’ll be safe because no matter how much wind He creates He will not be POTUS. The secret service will switch over to Mike and He will be escorted out. Oh, and you’ll have saved the republic. Minor point for sure, but I feel that it’s worth mentioning before we move on.
But what about His twitter!?! We’ll sure, this is going to take a little while, but there is a long line of legal stuff lined up just waiting for His schedule to open. By the way I guess you may not be aware but He’s got a LOT of tax issues, money laundering issues, international crimes against humanity issues and plain ol’ paternity issues waiting for Him. Not to mention a certain foreign leader who’s not known for allowing his assets to go into retirement. Especially if that asset is unstable and liable to spill all the beans at any moment.
So Senator, do it! What have you got to lose? You’re party is going to get wiped out in 2020 anyway (see 2018). But with this option there’s just a chance that you’ll be seen as a hero of the republic and deservedly win your election.